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>:I

chapmen:

a modern hero

(via reginasmom)

  • baby:

    m- m- m- ma- ma-

  • mother:

    mama?? are you trying to say mama ???Jessica come quick get the camera

  • baby:

    m-ma..ma mama mama!

  • mother:

    oh thank god our son isn't one of those fucking memers

bbcatemysoul:

martinfreeman:

martinfreeman:

i feel like the weirdest thing in the whole world is that purses are considered to be like, for girls„„ in society……. i mean like……….. everybody has objects that need to be carried. why would that be a girl thing? carrying objects? a girl only thing?

can the science side of tumblr expalin this

because men get to carry things in their fully funcTIONAL POCKETS OF THEIR CLOTHING

(via alix-black)

Anonymous: Isn't your girlfriend a bit young for you?

:

How dare you. Do you have any idea how this is going to make her feel when she learns to read?

thorkizilla:

This is it.  This is the pinnacle of nerdom.  This is the greatest height of nerdery that has ever been reached before.

Peter in Loki’s body on a bus downtown to the real Loki and making an excuse that he’s going to a comic convention.

Never will such levels of pure fucking nerd ever be seen again, it’s just not possible.  This is a beautiful day, I am glad I am alive to experience this, god bless.

(via attackon-ohlookatitan)

  • 9pm:

    "I'm going to bed now."

  • 10pm:

    "I'm going to bed now."

  • 11pm:

    "I'm going to bed now."

  • 12am:

    "I'm going to bed now."

  • 1am:

    "I'm going to bed now."

  • 2am:

    "I'm going to bed now."

  • 3am:

    "FUCK."

  • 4am:

    "FUCK."

  • 5am:

    "OKAY."